I am rolling on the floor, laughing my butt off at this one! Thanks, Chris!
A woman went to the doctor’s where she was seen by one of the younger doctors.
After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out and ran screaming as she went down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.
After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.
The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard.
“What the hell is the matter with you” the older doctor demanded.
Mrs Terry is 71 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?”
The younger doctor continued writing and without even looking up said, “Does she still have hiccups?”
My human told me to check this out, so I did….what a review! Reblogging (because my human , Emily, is not sophisticated enough to have her own blog) and hoping my legions of fans enjoy this great post. Merry Christmas, Mr. Solomon!
Loved this…especially since math was my favorite subject. LMAO, most particularly at the “giving 100% or more” formulas…exellent!!
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly …… mathematical viewpoint… and it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19…
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oh ok …. guess I’ll reblog this too. ::::Cheshire grin:::::
Good morning, Gentle Reader. I am Danny the Dog, bon vivant, literary genius and all around good doggie. I live on a boat with my human in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, and when I can sneak in a little computer time, I write a blog. I lead such an adventurous life, one might think my stories are fiction, but I assure you they are all true.
Of course, I am quite famous and have legions of adoring fans. Everyone loves me. Below you will find my annual Christmas message.
Danny’s Christmas Message
Merry Christmas to all you dog lovers out there. It is I, Danny the Dog, here to impart—as usual—my wisdom to you frail humans. I’d rather be imparting my wisdom directly to my canine brothers and sisters, but it seems that I am the only dog that I know of that can read, never mind write.
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Great list, and very happy to see Molly Lee by Andrew Joyce. Wonderful story, and well-written.
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Top Ten Best Books I Read In 2015
I always love and hate this post each year. There are so many good books, and it’s hard to always pick the best ones.
Zoe Comments on Danny the Dog
Hello to all my friends and fans out there! I was just sitting here, relaxing, wondering which story I would tell you today. But first, for those who do not know me, I am Zoe, the Fabulous (and fearless) Feline and I am a cat author. No, I do not write about cats. I am a cat who writes about her adventures in life.
Sometimes my adventures mention “Emily”; she is the human I adopted about 6 years or so ago. Sometimes they are just observations on life or about things I’ve read. That’s what I’m going to tell you about today. I read a story my friend, Danny the Dog, wrote recently and I just have to comment on it.
Now, if you don’t know Danny, don’t expect me to tell you about him—at least not any more than what’s in this story…
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